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Top 10 Things to make your next company meeting more exciting Part 1
 Category |
: Travel and Leisure |
 Times Read |
: 13 |
 Date |
: 15 July 2008 07:00 |
10. Take notes in finger paint. 9. Bring a huge jar of Vaseline to the meeting. Display it prominently and keep muttering the words I came prepared 8. Laugh uproariously at a quip that was made 2 or 3 minutes ago. Say, "Oh, _now_ I get it!" 7. Wear a disposable paper facemask. Tell the group: "Hey, you dont want to catch what Ive got!" 6. Make a face like somebody beside you farted. 5. Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the real reason this meeting has been called. 4. Have someone deliver a large cardboard box to you in the conference room. Apologize while you sign for it. About half an hour later, have a different person deliver another one. 3. Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table. 2. Complain loudly that your neighbor wont stop touching you. Demand that the boss make him/her stop doing it. 1. Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves. Thank them for coming. Have your own Top 10 List or something else to make a meeting more exciting, submit to OfficeComedy.com and Share it with the world.
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